Last night, I had the opportunity to attend the Roast of Tom Brady, but I decided against it. It wasn’t because I didn’t want to enjoy a good laugh or hear some hilarious jabs at the legendary quarterback. In fact, I’m a big fan of roasts and have attended a couple in the past. The problem was that this would have been my third time roasting Tom Brady, and honestly, I felt like I had run out of material. The first time I roasted him, it was an absolute blast. I had so many jokes about his impeccable career, his numerous Super Bowl rings, and even a few about his brief retirement. The second time was still fun, but I noticed that many of my jokes were starting to sound repetitive. There’s only so much you can say about a guy who’s achieved as much as he has.

Tom Brady, with his incredible achievements, has been an easy and frequent target for roasts. His transition from the New England Patriots to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers provided a wealth of new material. Jokes about his age, his diet, and even his supermodel wife, Gisele Bündchen, have all been part of the fun. But after two roasts, I felt like the novelty had worn off for me personally. I realized that I didn’t want to roast him again because it felt like I was recycling the same jokes, and it lacked the freshness and spontaneity that makes a roast enjoyable.

Moreover, there’s a part of me that deeply respects Tom Brady’s dedication and achievements. Roasting someone involves poking fun at their flaws and quirks, but after a while, it starts to feel a bit redundant when the person is as accomplished and polished as Brady. I started to wonder if my jokes would come off as mean-spirited rather than funny. Roasts are meant to be lighthearted and humorous, not an opportunity to belittle someone. Given Tom Brady’s illustrious career and the respect he’s earned, I felt it was better to step back this time.

Additionally, I’ve noticed that roasts can sometimes get a bit too personal. In the previous roasts, there were moments when the jokes went a little too far, touching on sensitive topics. While Tom has always handled them with grace, I didn’t want to contribute to that. I believe in comedy that uplifts and entertains without crossing the line into hurtfulness. With Tom Brady being such a high-profile figure, every word said at these events can be scrutinized and taken out of context, potentially causing unnecessary drama.

I also thought about the audience. They, too, might be tired of hearing the same jokes about Tom Brady. A good roast thrives on originality and surprise. By sitting this one out, I felt I was giving space for fresh voices and new perspectives to take the stage. There are countless comedians and fans who probably had unique and hilarious takes on Tom Brady that I wouldn’t have thought of. Letting them have the spotlight would contribute to a more entertaining and dynamic event.

In the end, I chose to enjoy the roast as a spectator rather than a participant. It was liberating to simply sit back and laugh without the pressure of coming up with new material. Watching others take their turn at roasting Tom Brady, I realized it was the right decision. The jokes were fresh, the atmosphere was lively, and Tom, as always, took it all in stride with his signature smile.

So, while I skipped out on roasting Tom Brady for a third time, I didn’t miss out on the fun. It was a night filled with laughter, good company, and a renewed appreciation for the art of roasting. Tom Brady, as always, was a great sport, and the event was a testament to his ability to bring people together, even if it’s just to poke a little fun at his expense.