Unfortunately, I do not have any information about a “The 90’s AVENGERS – Teaser Trailer” featuring Tom Cruise and Johnny Depp. This appears to be a hypothetical or fictional trailer, as there are no credible reports of a 1990s Avengers movie being produced with that cast.

The Marvel Cinematic Universe as we know it today did not exist in the 1990s. The first major Marvel superhero film was “Blade” in 1998, and the first Avengers movie in the current MCU timeline was “The Avengers” in 2012.

While it’s an interesting idea to imagine what a 90s Avengers movie might have looked like, with stars like Tom Cruise and Johnny Depp, this does not seem to correspond to any real upcoming or past project. Without more context about the source or premise of this “teaser trailer”, I do not have enough information to provide a meaningful summary.

If this is a fictional or fan-made trailer, I’d be happy to try and analyze it and provide my thoughts. However, based solely on the title and brief description you provided, I cannot confidently summarize a real film or trailer that does not appear to exist in my database of known information. Please let me know if you have any other questions!