This was inevitable, patriots. Whenever a strong, opinionated man comes along in today’s society, unless he’s a color other than white, Taylor Swift is there to swat him down.
“I don’t know how it works there on Real Earth,” said Earth 78 Spokeswoman Tara Newhole, “But here we go by the ‘Joe Barron Rule,’ which states that whatever happens on an ALLOD page should only be taken seriously by morons.”
That kinda explains things, unless you live on Earths 2 through 77, and possibly even, God forbid, 79. We’re praying for all of your Americas. God Bless them.
No, patriots, we don’t intend to abandon the dumbass “multiverse” plotlines anytime soon. Having an infinite amount of material because literally everything exists but also doesn’t is a fiction page’s dream. I almost said “writer.” Tehe.
